PICTURE POSTS THAT WERE ORIGINALLY ON MY XANGA. http://www.xanga.com/hellnawitsc. Enjoy. :)
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ORIGINALLY POSTED ON: Monday, April 14, 2008
Thank you for all the birthday wishes! It was truly appreciated! Now time to share pictures and videos taken from my weekend trip to socal! More pictures from before the trip will follow soon!
Andrew peeing in public! Reststop on our way to socal!
I've spent the longest time going through my past entries and privatizing almost every entry. I've realized how embarrassing my entries are upon revisiting them, and it's probably for the best that I keep them for my eyes only after a couple of days pass. The only ones that survived the weeding was picture posts. If I was confident in my writing, I'd probably leave them, but they have done nothing buy shame me.
So I'm awake at this ungodly hour, so I took it upon myself to take this time to upload some overdue pictures. Starting with, birthday pictures (Some pictures courtsey of Curtis C.): My amazing cake from Ciocolat. It was so amazing good that I restrained myself from eating too much too quick. I'm a vanilla person, but this cake almost converted me to chocolate... almost. lol
Being retarded @ BJs. I was told we were having dinner in celebration of exams being finished, but it was really for my birthday. They love me soooo much it hurts.
So the next set of pictures comes from a picnic organized by Shanna, Lauren and Andrea. I overslept, got there hella late and was inflicted the worst case of allergies I've had in over a year. I was just in a pissy mood so I decided to take it out on a..
COW! I've been in Davis for a while for almost 2 years and this was the first picture I took with a cow.
Hella people don't believe that I'm a working model. But I am. First NOIMI and now Loveseams. I'm famous. Errbody wants to book me, but I ain't no cheap ass hoe. I'm expensive and I have brandpower. If I work for you my five and tens of fans will be aware of whatever you're trying to sell.
BTW, I think the only reason I was asked was cause faces weren't shot... lol. And knowing that, I was too lazy to do my hair at 9 in the morning so I took all my clothes and headed to Avalon without doing my hair... unfortunately a few head shots were taken that could have been used, except my head looked dented from my wild hair. If they took pictures of my face people would have thought Big Bang's TOP was modeling for Loveseams and we don't want YG to sue......... . . .. .
A few pictures taken:
Won hittin' on Joan
Me, hittin' on Joan
I'm the one that suggested we intertwine our fingers. Extremely romantic... no?
Oh and I don't if you could tell, but you might be able to see my invisible children bracelet in most of the pictures... I purposely tried to make them show. Maybe people will see it and want to buy it too? It's for a good cause. I was gonna take Andrew or Eric's bracelet and make the other's wear it too, but I was too lazy.
Wow. I need to sleep, but this is what I was doing at 5-6 in the morning...
One must consume a minimum of 11cups of liquid a day.
Relaxing... ;D
Andrew asked us to make some quick/fast movements: Eric opted to throw his arms up in a fury. Eric flopped on us like a fish. I thrusted, like I always do.
Fixing myself.
Jam session... except I'm still learning. I barely know anything. I should be wearing a helmet.
I was trying to post the pictures from MSM Banquet on here, but LJ isn't letting me... only a few. So if you want to look at the pictures head over here:
INSTRUCTIONS 1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
how do you feel today? Maxi Priest - Close To You
what's your outlook in life? Jamiroquai - World That He Wants
what does your family think of you? BADA - Like A Shining Star (One Take Version)
what do your friends think of you? Mystic Diversions - Qwasalla
what do strangers think of you? Roller Coaster - Sunflower
How has your love life been so far? Park Hwayobi - Namida (Tears)
how will your love life be in the future? Fergie (Feat. Black Eyed Peas) - Get Your Hands Up
will you get married? OK GO - A Million Ways
will you have kids? Chun Sang Ji Hee - Boomerang (MR)
are you good in school? KARA - Secret World
will you be succesful in life? Beyonce (Feat. Jay Z) - Upgrade U
what song should they play on your birthday? Keane - Everybody's Changing
what song should they play at your funeral? Chae Yeon - My Love (Global Remix)
the soundtrack of your life Mika Nakashima - I Love You (Album Version)
you and your best friends are S.E.S. - Just In Love
happy times Chun Sang Ji Hee - What U Want
sad times Out of Eden - Make Way
everyday SOULHEAD - Pray
for tomorrow Clazziquai - Come to Me (Mellotron Remix)
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
Deadly shooting at US university At least 31 people have been killed and 10 injured after a gunman went on the rampage at the campus of Virginia Tech university in Virginia, US. < http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6560685.stm >
This is so ridiculous! Considered "the deadliest shooting at a university or school in the US." This guy was able to strike again, TWO HOURS after this first attack @ a coed dormitory, and maliciously murder people AGAIN at a classroom with nothing but an email sent out to warn the university students. What is wrong with people? I swear this is like a sign from God telling me to build an ark to wipe out the human race again. I just need some lumber...
Someone informed be that SM is currently having a contest to discover a "star." There are three different contests occuring at the same time and one of them is acting as a casting director and all you got to do is film/take pictures of someone that you believe has star quality. I'm planning on mooching off people's talent to win money and an iriver clix. So if any of you guys are hella talented, hollatchaboi! I'm gonna win me some money! I'm already thinking of asking a few people to ask... Easy money.
Small clips from our trip to Vegas this year. I would have posted it earlier but I was hella lazy...You'll probably notice that this video is dominated with clips of black people dancing to St. Lunatics performing. Awesome performance btw. I hated the song Grills until I saw it live.
Dude #1: So, she lied to her parents about what third world country she went to? Dude #2: Yeah, I guess so. Dude #1: Wait, where did she really go? Dude #2: I don't know -- Thailand, Vietnam or Kenya... Somewhere with poor people. Dude #1: Damn.
Small boy: Mom, I found a kitten! Mother: Name him Cletus. Small boy: Cletus, you my only nigga.
Youth #1: Man, I'm just jokin'. Youth #2: Yeah, but every joke has some truth in it. Youth #1: Where'd you hear that? Who said it? Youth #2: I don't know... Confucius. Youth #1: Confucius didn't say that! Confucius didn't make jokes! He was a serious dude!
Tourist man: Honey, why don't we just go back to the room? Tourist woman: Okay. We're all going to calm down. We've done everything we can do. The police report has been filed. We're all going to forget. We're going to take a deep breath, and we're going to move on. A new trip, a new beginning. Our new objective is to simply maneuver from point A to point B without getting mugged.
Hobo: Excuse me, can you spare me some change? Woman, pretending in bad Spanish: No hable engles. Hobo: Shit! I gotta be bilingual to beg?!
Guy: Damn, would you walk a little faster, please?! Lady friend: You try walking fast in three-inch heels! Guy: That girl in front of you is wearing three-inch heels, and look how fast she's walking! Lady friend: Well, she's a ho on the go!
College girl #1: Yeah, she's afraid to go out anywhere. She always thinks she's going to get raped. College girl #2: I don't understand the big deal about rape. If it happened to me I'd be like, 'Oh, well, it was bound to happen.' College girl #3: Haha, you'd probably like it. College girl #2, nodding: Yeah, I would.
Little boy: Daddy, why did you yell at that man? Dad: Because he's an asshole! ... Like your brother!
Thug #1: Yo, when I go to McDonald's I don't just want a fuckin' Number One with a mothafuckin' Coke. I want a Number One, a Coke, and a mothafuckin' smile. Thug #2: Word.
Black guy #1: You know that statue, right? You know, the British... The British gaved the Statue of Liberty to New York. The British gaved the statue to America. To commemorate the Civil War. But they don't tell you that. They don't talk about that. Black guy #2: Yep. Black guy #1: And you know it was black, when the statue got here. It was black. And it had chains 'round it. Black guy #2: Yep.
Dude #1: Do you think retards know they're retarded? Dude #2: Yeah. I'm sure they're all like, 'This sucks. I'm retarded.' According to this convo, they don't.
An extremely late pictures from our trip to Las Vegas. I've become extremely lazy, it's ludicrous. Since Susie did not post her pictures either I've taken it upon the task of posting her pictures as well. And if I feel like it, I'll post the pictures from the past weekend.
stephanie: wheres my vday gift on facebook HELLNAWitsCHARLS: Fine nigga, but you can't complain what I get you, ok? stephanie: okay dont get me anything SHAdyyy..im trying to be really good christian now stephanie: he he heherhe HELLNAWitsCHARLS: So you don't want a dick in a box? stephanie: -_- stephanie: im going to kill you HELLNAWitsCHARLS: Fine. stephanie: omg i didnt even know nit was dick in a box stephanie: i thought it was a birds house stephanie: in a shape of a box HELLNAWitsCHARLS: LOLLLLLLL! stephanie: dude...nasty minded people... stephanie: me and my roommate were so confused stephanie: cause we didnt know what that was
The only ones that survived the weeding was picture posts. If I was confident in my writing, I'd probably leave them, but they have done nothing buy shame me.
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